1:35 pm - Wed, Apr 16, 2014
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egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

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1:25 pm
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dukeofnachos:

kurosaki224:

happyhaunter:

steve and bucky are startled by a levitating knife

It’s been ten minutes why am I still laughing

"the future is so scary"

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1:25 pm
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kimpissible:

In english, we say “shut the fuck up” but in spanish they say “cierra la boca puta” which translates to shut your bitch mouth and i think thats beautiful

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8:05 pm - Tue, Apr 15, 2014
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dumblr-feminist:

mr-cappadocia:

eatthecake-anime:

babydoll-was-fucked-w-a-knife:

mr-cappadocia:

So… this woman sexually assaults this guy, clearly. He’s begging, pleading, demanding she stop.

She doesn’t stop.

She grabs his hand and stuffs it in her crotch. He recoils.

Insert False Allegation: THE FUCKING CAB DRIVER IS ARRESTED.

Let that sink in… The fucking CAB DRIVER ended up getting arrested when the lawyer in question. Yeah… that’s right… SHE’S A FUCKING LAWYER… accused him of blackmailing her.

He was summarily arrested.

There was no proof he actually blackmailed her. None. The Police never even bothered to verify her claims. At all. They just straight up fucking arrested the CAB DRIVER and threw him in jail.

When it became apparent there was no proof of blackmail whatsoever, and the whole “She’s fucking sexually assaulting him on the fucking tape the police are holding in their hands” she managed to get charged with something.

What did she get charged with?

Simple assault. I shit you not.

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?

I’m going to throw up now.

Wooow this was scary as fuck to watch

I can do you one better….

He was arrested in part for voyeurism against her… for filming her sexually assaulting him.

I didn’t mention it before for fear that no one would believe me.

That’s right…. THE POLICE CHARGED HIM WITH VIDEO VOYEURISM FOR FILMING THE WOMAN SEXUALLY ASSAULTING HIM WHILE HE WAS BEING SEXUALLY ASSAULTED. FOR MAKING ALLEGED CREEP SHOTS AGAINST THE WOMAN ATTEMPTING TO RAPE HIM HE WAS THROWN IN JAIL.

I mean just… I… *RAGE*.

This just gets worse with each reblog holy shit…..

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7:39 pm
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I found my roommate’s twitter…

egobus:

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wow i really got around on the second day of school

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i met her once and I’ve never smoked anything

…I don’t even drink alcohol 

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i’m a socially awkward virgin and i’m 99% sure that wasn’t gospel music 

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i don’t even have her number????????????

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